Hat.

I may have to de-friend you...

You never know ... she might end up being good...

Ooh, I don't know - might be worth persevering...

I agreed with you up to the start of your post...

Skipping ... like any normal 29-year-old would do...

Yeah, I agrea, Big Jim. You tell 'em???

As in “Wow, that still smells despite the mint flavouring…”

Hmm ... yes and no ...

Made-up stats are usually only about 30% accurate...

Um ... Cameron ... ?

Thanks.

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Hurry - only one left...

That should protect it...

" ... caught in a trap ... ah can't walk out ..."

"Yes! The Captionator's BACK ... I've bought two ..."

Do dictatorships work?
Text "Yes" to 81199

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When cooking with fire, always use a blanket.

"Sexist? No way ..."
"My wife's best friend's a woman ..."

" ... plus they sacked me, the cunts ..."

"Whoah! Moustache!"
"Shit. Thought I'd bleached ..."

"Jesus, it was 8 years ago ... get over it ..."

"NOW is the time for decisive rhetoric ..."

N for Nearly All Racists...